December 2011
97 posts
I have a real craving for new shoes right now. Mmm shoes.
kjsaneinia asked: Hah, it's only me :P
Anonymous asked: I want to take you in my arms and carry you to the nearest flat surface - a bed would do, but so would a kitchen counter; comfort is not my priority here - with my lips firmly locked against yours. I want to shimmy your skirt up your thighs and slide your panties down, cupping your ass and squeezing gently. I want to kiss every inch of you that isn't covered, starting at your neck and working...
Anonymous asked: what if I told you that you were one of the best looking females I'll probably ever lay eyes on? ;)
Anonymous asked: if i said i wanna lick your pussy what would you say?
I don't get why nobody cares about my giant...
Anonymous asked: Are you single?
Lol I’m working in a supermarket today & tomorrow on the meat & fish counters. 0_o Doubt anybody envies me this Christmas.
londonwhore:
seriously though… who wants to have sex with me?
I’ve had a good squeeze of my xmas presents under the tree and come to the conclusion that I am only getting clothes this year.
Fine by me!
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If somebody nice asks me on a date but I don’t fancy them I always say yes just in case I change my mind or whatever & they deserve a chance, but I NEVER DO, and I’ve just done it again.. What a pointless existence I lead.
sterlingcoopertaylorpryce asked: Hello. It is Tuesday which, as I promised, means I would ask in hopes of a topless tuesday ;) ;) nudge nudge. Cheers baby.
Are you meant to pay carol singers? Charlie and I just opened the door to two chavvy teenage lads in Christmas hats grunting “we wish you a merry Christmas” & had no idea what to do. It was the most awkward thing ever, so I whispered “shut the door” to Charlie and awkwardly shuffled away.
I wrote “Happy Birthday handsome” on somebody from work’s facebook wall, and apparently his girlfriend went insane and dumped him. 0___0 what the hell!
sterlingcoopertaylorpryce asked: Hello Ellie Calder. If we ever do go on a date, please do not wear the gimp outfit because I would probably try and have sex with you a lot. Like probably in the bar or whatever. Not going to lie here.
Anonymous asked: I want a fucking gimp suit now. So jealous.
Anonymous asked: MORE GIMP SUIT PIC PLSSSSSSS
Anonymous asked: Where did you get that top from the last pic you posted of you and your relative(?) It is really pretty looking
My grandma just confessed her lust for Peter Andre…. Too fucking cool.
